Thursday, December 2, 2010

Time Traveling Outfitters & Antiques of Tomorrow

For all of you to travel abroad and into deep time & space, don't forget your keys when you leave home to travel through the void. We have all the keys to suit your needs. All of them multi-functioning, complete with instructional guidebook on looking for key holes & device manipulating spells & codes. Features antique Watch Bits & Pieces for a look of Antiquity.

GUARANTEED to get you out of any Chronological MESS
Ensures Safe Passage when used Properly

Available Soon & Taking Pre-Orders

The Spectra Nova
Time Traveling Outfitters & Antiques of Tomorrow

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